In Chica Boom heaven the cervezas are ice-cold and plentiful, the guacamole's bountiful and cheap and the Mariachis never take a break. And that's how we'll remember the lovely Haley who's no longer with us. In her time on the planet, Haley fervently embraced the border crossing culture and would bend over to the delight of the frenzied Pisco-swilling patrons at the local cantina. Joselito, the Maracon son of Tia Dolores remembers Haley vividly and how he used to jack off to her movies. We wanted to interview him but he wanted a lot of money to share his memories. So we avoid him like the obvious scum-sucking parasite that he is.