When the moon is full, the wolves are howling for blood and Miguel's on the guitar singing love songs to his favorite strumpet- those are the things Desert Rose best remembers about growing up. It was a quiet village. Oh, there was the occasional knife fight and men with bulbous, sac-like heads and basketball sized eyes would proposition loose women with small change. But it was also the time when Desert fell in love. Unfortunately, her man had his head amputated by a runaway oxen cart so it was a short term relationship. And so Desert sought her fame and fortune in the new world. Thus, she came to Porn Valley and took up where all the girls of easy virtue she once knew left off. We're happy to say Desert is doing much better, having found the Peso conversion rate in Chatsworth to be quite favorable.