Go figure. A Mexican chick with a Hawaiian-type name. Even so, Kalani's of the held opinion that no one can sully a woman's ass crack quite like a Latino man. "There's something about the sweat, oil, grease and chicken fat," she says, noting that among her favorite positions after a car heist are the cops yelling for you to "freeze" followed by the complimentary police pat down. But if that doesn't fit the situation at hand, the cowgirl suits Kalani just fine. That way, a man can grip her ass, ramp the throttle allowing Kaylani, in turn, to hang on for dear life. "It's just like being in the barrio on a Saturday night," she says with the kind of smile that suggests that there are many wonders to be found beneath those denim cutoffs. Of course it's only fair to tell you that Kalani has a very jealous boyfriend named Jorge who will cut you with a knife as much as look at you. Kalani has a way of bringing that out in a man as you can see.