The air was balmy and heavy with spring passion about to burst. Angelina DiCarlo had just bought a new perfume and she released a blast of fragrance so overwhelming that Jorge's knees began to wobble. His real name was Waldo Randolph Billingsley III but to meet the ends of his sexual purposes he lied. He told Angelina a story just to get in her pants. He told her he was a professional mambo dancer and when she was emotionally most vulnerable he showed her his spaghetti western serape. That's all she needed and Angelina passed out on a blue, gold and red mat. We forgot to mention that Jorge also had a tongue like a rabid Iguana.